Don't drink and drive.. smoke and fly! ♥
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♥: ♪, Jonas, S.P., Richie, Amelie, Kai, Lotte, Leonie, Milena, Kevin, Max, Carsten, Betül, Baba, Liz, Sophie, Barby, Schulz;
† Kira. Malte.

  • bleeding person: 911??? I was just stabbed can you send help???
  • 911 operator: ummmmm can you not self diagnose? :/
  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
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